(Source: kurtcobains, via drunkenfist)
According to Pink, I’m fucking perfect. So fuck you.
But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect.
But according to Selena Gomez, i’m perfect
But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework
But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am
According To Rebecca Black It’s Friday
According to my calendar, it’s TUESDAY!
(via drunkenfist)
misha-dmitri-tippens-krushnic:
I just laughed so hard, I spit my tea out.
I did Nazi that coming.
I am going to hell for laughing, Anne Frankly I don’t even give a fuck
Did Jew find this as funny as I did? I’m in tears.
I Hess some tissues if anyone needs them.
Guys if you’re gonna take these jokes any Führer people are going to be offended
I wonder is it all Reich that I’m laughing at this…
I don’t see why it would be bad, everyone Goebbels this stuff up.
I can’t even be a Third as funny as you guys.
You guys really need to tone down these jokes a Blitz
Jewish you were as funny as us, though, man.
I’m very concerned that the number of people who have followed me in the past week don’t really understand just exactly what they’re getting into by doing so.
I aim to fix that right now.
Remember when
i will never unfollow this man
I think this might have just gained him a follower. :D
pretty much. ^^^
Irene doodles by ~Astar-Shadow
My creativity was really flowing, wasn’t it. XD
Reblogging for everything and our beautiful creation that is Solkarzeevros that is me.


